Virused in New Mexico:
Proof Positive of Internet Viri Migration
jdb_educator
[Ed note: Remember kiddies this IS the funpages editorial. Eager readers are also warned not to try this in their own state, be it geographic, physiologic or mental.]
There I was going along just fine thank you. My Norton Systems Works was catching its usual virus per week and sending it to quarantine. The Norton Live Advisor, self-updating was current to new information online. The world was a fine place. ...And then... siiiigh Well you can just see what happens!
I was having a fine chat with BILBO13, who reported himself under the weather for the past several days. He may have coughed a time or two... Flu symptoms, don't ya know? Within twenty-four hours, I was experiencing some weakness and tiredness. Innocent that I was, I still had no clue. On the third day, I barely arose. There was a sting in my step, a pale unhealthy glow to my expression, a deep hacking cough building and the sniffles! Ewwwww. I hastily revised my plans, bigtime. Getting enrolled for the spring term became my only goal. It had the following things favoring it as THE goal...no enroll, no play at college!
Other minor things like job applications, recommending CVN promotions, awards, web paging, anything demanding actual work, would have to stew in half prepared juices... I turned up the DVD player and listened to "Crazy", "Falling to Pieces", "In the Year 2525", and realized I resembled that whole mixed mess for various unaccountable, non-tabulated reasons.
As I began to make those intuitive leaps of faith we on the Internet are so famous for using, I realized I had positive proof of meta-computer communication. Now if you are as intuitive as I, you are there and this article ends.
If however you need a few more links to reach my exalted level of understanding, ok. Here goes. Logically speaking A leads to B leads to C. Bilbo gets a biologic virus; Bilbo talks to me online; I get biologic Virus. QED: Biological Viruses are transferable online! The department of Health, Welfare and Education needs an immediate project to study this phenomenon. I would gladly serve as collector and distributor of the millions in funding that are so obviously needed to provide the in-depth studies to validate this chain of events and verify that it is probably happening everywhere! EEEKS now we hear that rkgbiolgst38 has succumbed! A leads to B leads to C Leads to D...(Deep heavy sigh) Where will this all end?? Can "The Day of the Triffids", Marvel Comics: Dr. Doom, Armageddon or even First Contact be far away? Where oh where will this all end? Stay tuned to CVN for more or less to this amazing story!