.... Dear Aynnie
....... Welcome to our first in a series of fun efforts of giving the kind of advice you would not want your worst enemy to take!
Dear Aynnie,
I swear I have the worst rash ever on my bum! I have tried all sorts of lotions and potions in an effort to ease my pain, all to no avail! What ever do I do?
Signed,
Owies!
Dear Owies,
After close consultation (2 minutes!) with my dictionary, your bum sounds like he needs to have a flea dip. Where did you pick up that flea? Were you by any chance in the Cyberhood? Or the Flea Market?
With distant hugz
Aynnie
ps -you might try putting the lotion on the bum, not on your face.
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Dear Aynnie,
My boyfriend is cheating on me. How do I get him to stop?
Signed,
Forlorn
Dear Forlorn,
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Kick his bootay to the nearest curb, and don't let him come back. Be sure he is on the street or in the road. Hopefully a truck will run over him.
With firm hopes
Aynnie
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Dear Aynnie,
Every time I try to get a job in Cybertown, I'm turned down. What should I do?
Signed,
Jobless in Adventure
Dear Jobless,
Try taking a shower before you go to an interview. I can smell that B.O. through this 'puter!! *Wow 3D AND smell-o-rama*
Spraying with Lysol
Aynnie
ps -Have you checked the city-wide
blacklist yet? Well, take some whiteout with you when you go. (it works so well on the screen!)
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