The Hidden Inn
Visit us at http://www.cybertown.com/
The Hidden Inn Part One
Inner Realm Message Board
CVN picks up this story on August 8 2095. This story line picks up on: Date: Wed, Aug 8 th,(2095) 2007 for Earthsiders. 8:31:29 pm. with Alaanathea serving breakfast to the many curios patrons of the Hidden Inn, located far away in the Cybertown Universe, Inner Realms Colony.
Alaanathea Subject: Breakfast
The reporter has been snooping...er...walking around the Inn. Talking to everyone and insulting some. The insulted staff are beginning to talk of seeking justice but Sara has forbade the kitchen staff from doing anything to this nice reporter. It seems he told her she was pretty... right before laughing at her when she revealed her wings. (dumb reporter) Breakfast is on the buffet.
Croissants and hot cereal, your choice of sweeteners, fillings and milks, bacon, sausages, fresh fruit, your choice of drink. Enjoy!
Alaanathea Subject: Supper The reporter is still sticking his tape recorder in everyone's face. He has had numerous pranks played on him. The staff is laughing so hard they can only stand and hold their sides. Sara has threatened him with the large wooden spoon she inherited from Elmira, very effectively running him out of the kitchen. You can catch the interviews in segments right here on the Inner Realms Message Board. Meanwhile, please help yourself to the buffet.
Fried fish, shrimp and oysters, baked and/or fried potatoes, large salad bar, hush puppies, strawberry shortcake, your choice of drink.
Enjoy!
mickeyw Subject: Re: Supper Thea, if you don't get this pest out from between me and supper i am gonna drop kick him through the goal posts of life!
Alaanathea Subject: Re: Supper The reporter smirks at Mickey, "Go ahead Bub and I'll sue you for harassment and have you arrested for assault! I'm just trying to get a story here."
mickeyw Subject: Re: Supper I believe i might understand now. Bubba this is a sovereign nation state. We don't follow your rules here. Before you talk about suing and arresting you might check with the local law. Oh, yea, to quote my good friend from another time-line Judge Dread. "I am the Law!"
Alaanathea Subject: Re: Supper "If you say so Bub. I'll take your word for it though. By the way...what's with all the costumes and make up in this place? I thought that stuff was just for Hollyweird." The reporter sticks his recorder back in Mickey's face.
mickeyw Subject: Re: Supper Yea, you got it. Take that satyr over there. If you would just tug his tail the folks would love it. He's one of those that loves a good practical joke and truly needs to be exposed by your for what he is. Are you the man for the job?
Alaanathea Subject: Re: Supper "Tug his tail?! His costume would fall off and I ain't that kinda guy...if you know what I mean. However....in the interest of getting a story..." The reported nonchalantly walks up behind Woodlands Satyr and tugs on his tail. When the "costume" doesn't budge, he tugs harder. "HEY! Nice job on the costume, Pal! It's on real good!"
LadySilverSplash Subject: Re: Supper *sits back with hush puppies, fries, cole slaw, & some chicken strips & watches with interest as the TAIL unfolds with woody*
*cheers for the football game in progress* FIELD GOAL, MICK........DO A FIELD GOAL!!!!!!
Loves_Wolves Subject: Re: Supper Wonders into the Inn to take a seat in my normal place. Then notices this person with a tape recorder running around the Inn...looks cautiously at this person...then orders up dinner.
dusttodust Subject: Re: Supper HMMMM, I smell Pulitzer on this story! Gets out my camera and recorder. Look for it in the news! I mean the real news CVN! Woo hoo award time for me ! Puts on me combat helmet and press badge so I don't get hit with flying eggs or frying pans! LOL Stay tuned folks for the REST OF THE STORY! lol
LadySilverSplash Subject: Re: Supper *eyes d2 in his silly looking mushroom helmet & laffs* *watches the obnoxious reporter still bugging guests* Hmmmmmmm *sticks tail out & trips the duf as he runs by* *whistles innocently & heads to bed*
dusttodust Subject: CT Pulitzer Material? I have just read of a possible war in the Cafe here in IR. Now I know I am old but I see Pulitzer prize on this coverage. Please remember I am only a new reporter and take no sides. I am here just to report the news and take pics!LOL So please pay attention to the press sign on my helmet! Rofl
Alaanathea Subject: Re: CT Pulitzer Material? 'Tis not a war, D2, it is someone doing an exclusive "Behind the Scenes" report on the Hidden Inn. He is somewhat thick but seems a nice enough sort. Although, it does also seem that he may not survive his interviews. *eyes reporter pulling Woody's tail*
woodlands_satyr Subject: Re: CT Pulitzer Material? hehehehe...... that's not my tail........rofl
mickeyw Subject: Re: CT Pulitzer Material? Please pay attention to the nice
woodlands_satyr Subject: what is this? what is this i hear about a reporter stalking or going around IR.......Geesh...can i not escape the paparazzi?
Alaanathea Subject: Breakfast The reporter was rescued from the incident with Woody last night and is now sleeping peacefully...well...maybe not peacefully. The ghosts have heard a reporter was skulking about and are happily telling their stories. They are lined up outside his door. This does not bode well. The last pure human who set foot inside the Inn never left, I'm afraid. I think I recognized him among the ghosts. *sigh* Please help yourself to breakfast while I see if the poor reporter is still with us.
Breakfast wraps, your choice of fillings, hash browns, fresh fruit or fruit juice, muffins, pastries, your choice of drink.
Enjoy!
Loves_Wolves Subject: Re: Breakfast Walks in to notices things are still kinda in a stir in the Inn...orders some fruit and coffee...and heads off to do my daily chores, and as I am leaving I notice someone or something stirring about...not sure what to make of it, I set off to my chores
mickeyw Subject: Re: Breakfast Taking a brief side trip to the basement to tell Ralph that there is a reporter here who wants the "Real Story" of the hidden inn and who knows it better than him.
Date: Thu, Aug 9 th, 2007. 1:36:28 pm.
Elf_King Subject: Re: Breakfast Enters the Inn and hollers out: "Waitress I need tables put in a circle with 110 seats around it, a throne for me! Please serve each of my knights and send me the bill! Come now, I will not stand for any dilly dallying here! Feed my Knights!
And what is that ugly statue of a Satyr doing in an Inn? Rolf
shamrock_ Subject: Re: Breakfast Rofl and now the fun begins! There is a satyr here? Hmmmm
Unifyer Subject: ~sneaks in~ ~sneaks into the cafe, grabs some food from the bar, then leaves some random crystals on the floor for Elf_King~
Date: Thu, Aug 9 th, 2007. 12:13:59 pm.
jdb_educator Subject: Re: ~sneaks in~ Piles 2 plates high with Breakfast wraps, hash browns, fresh fruit , muffins, pastries, 3 glasses of fruit juice, and fills the CVN 64 gallon cup with coffee. "Need some more coffee here." *sits back to watch the craziness.*
shamrock_ Subject: Re: ~sneaks in~ good lord Unifyer don't make the Elf mad! Dang!
dusttodust Subject: Re: ~sneaks in~ Good thinking JDB we needs lots of coffee to get our work done on time! Rofl And Unifyer you DO NOT want the Elf_King in this one! Rofl
Elf_King Subject: Re: ~sneaks in~ And Dusttodust is so right! LOL
Alaanathea Subject: Supper Thea confronts the Elf king, "This is MY domain and NO ONE orders my staff but me! If you don't like the service, then go elsewhere! There are no kings or peasants here...only equals! I'll not tolerate your rudeness in my establishment!" The innkeeper is livid and her appearance reflects it. Her brilliant red hair looks as if it's in flames as does her red silk dress. Sara is putting supper on the buffet in her usual manner.
Venison stew, crusty rustic bread, salad, fresh fruit and cheese, your choice of drink.
Enjoy!
dusttodust Subject: Re: Supper Oh oh, has the Elf_King met his match? Always heard never get in front of a redheaded lady! Rofl Dig into him Alaanathea! What is that name anyways? Irish, or Brit?
Alaanathea Subject: Re: Supper 'Tis Elvish and I'm a match for any and all!
LadySilverSplash Subject: Re: Supper *laffs at the Elf King looking like a bantam rooster with his toe stuck inna door, squirming & trying to get his way, only to meet with thea's hot temper* I'd watch me backside & avoid them fiery fisties & footsies were I ewe, Elfie!
*orders a huge tossed salad, hot bread, honey butter, & a big tankard of ale* SALUD!
Alaanathea Subject: Apology Accepted Thea graciously accepts the apology of the Elf King and claps her hands. The staff rush to put the tables in a circle to accommodate the king's knights but there is no throne in the Inn. With a snap of her fingers, Thea produces a chair that's slightly larger than the rest. "Will this do, Sir?"
"As long as my staff are treated courteously and no excessive demands are made, you and your knights are quite welcome here. If there is anything else you wish, you have but to ask." she smiles.
dusttodust Subject: Re: Apology Accepted Now see there Your Majesty what a little bit of crow can get you? LOL Shows a graciousness she has for all! Now behave yourself! Rofl
Alaanathea Subject: Breakfast Sara is still muttering under her breath about being told to stop dilly dallying, especially since she had been cooking breakfast since long before the patron's arrival. She shrugs it off and finishes up the baking for the morning. Please help yourselves to the buffet.
Muffins, pastries, donuts, cakes, croissants, your choice of type/filling/toppings on/in the baked good of your choice, your choice of drink.
Enjoy!
Loves_Wolves Subject: Re: Breakfast Stops in the Inn and still feels some tension in the air after that Elf King cause a bit of havoc at the Inn last nite.
*waves to Thea* orders some coffee and tells Sara good morning.
Unifyer Subject: ~comes in~ ~comes in riding on one of his eagles~ Hey all. It's Unifyer here wishing you a good Friday and a great weekend. Now, time for a little fun all. ~jumps off the eagle and playfully pouncehuggles Thea, then pokes Loves with the end of his pointed tail~ Have fun all.
Elf_King Subject: Re: ~comes in~ Hmmm and at Inn too! Why are you picking on my NL? I am a little upset with you vandalizing her castle and disrespecting my leader! I am still deciding what to do about you LITTLE ELF! Rofl
Unifyer Subject: Re: ~comes in~ I gotta do something to get the fun started, Elf_King.
Moonraker Subject: Re: ~comes in~ Oh no has the peaceful tranquillity of IR been shattered by this dastardly act! Let's wait and see. Any peacemakers out in the Realms? Rofl
Loves_Wolves Subject: Re: ~comes in~ hey don't poke soo hard :P~~ LOL Wishing you a great weekend ahead. Take care Uni, evil painter of houses! LOL
Alaanathea Subject: Supper The reporter has been wandering around Inner Realms looking for the Inn since he left earlier to find others to interview. Did no one tell him how to find us? Oh dear...looks like we'll have to wait for him to stumble back through the forest. Sara has been watching out the window and tells me that some of the staff has been playing pranks and switching the paths. Well, he shouldn't be so intrusive. Supper is on the buffet. Please help yourselves.
Grilled chicken caesar salad, garlic breadsticks, New York style cheesecake with your choice of fruit topping, your choice of drink.
Enjoy!
Loves_Wolves Subject: Re: Supper Stops in to order dinner and tells thea...I do believe you are right...thought I saw someone wondering around in the forest. That might have been the reporter...
LadySilverSplash Subject: Re: Supper Asks for a lot of everything.....& icy sweet tea with lemon, pls! *sits back to watch the reporter chasing his tail whilst I enjoy my dinner*
sylphie Subject: Re: Supper The sylph, who has slipped into the inn for the first time and found a cozy corner where she might relax and observe, looks up from the ambrosia this place calls "cheesecake" to wonder...could it have been this reporter fellow that her breeze tipped into the river earlier?
mickeyw Subject: Re: Supper Wanders out into the forest grinning. Shortly the reporter comes flying back screaming about a rouge bear. Well golly it appears something ripped the back of his pants out, poor fella.
dusttodust Subject: Re: Supper But Thea that is what us reporters do well...intrude! lol How else can we get the REST OF THE STORY! lol
Alaanathea Subject: Breakfast No one at the Inn has been able to get much work done for laughing at the reporter who has been subsequently lead around in circles, tipped into the river and had the seat of his pants ripped out. Thea has told the staff to lead him back to the Inn so she can show him to his room. Hmm...was that a glimmer of mischief in the innkeeper's eyes? Sara has breakfast on the buffet, but don't expect a large breakfast, she's one of the staff that's been laughing so hard.
Cold cereal, your choice of sweeteners - fruit - milks, your choice of drink.
Enjoy!
Loves_Wolves Subject: Re: Breakfast Stops in to order a cup of coffee and hears all the laughter, and guesses the reporter is still wandering around in the forest, *shakes head* LOL ah well am sure he will make it back here soon...hehehehe
sylphie Subject: Re: Breakfast The sylph slips in, hoping against hope to find more of the lovely cheesecake that had so delighted her on the previous evening. In her disappointment at finding nothing but curious little grain structures and berries, she fails to notice a couple of her guests merrily tossing the contents of the sideboard. Hopefully the forest-dwellers will find enough left to break their fast!
dusttodust Subject: Re: Breakfast Hmmm makes me wonder as a CVN reporter whether or not those pranks may be played on me, I hope not cause I am also a grand wizard here not to mention and elf! LOL Oh well let the games begin is all I can say! Orders a roast beef sandy with all the trimmings and a large foamy ale! Puts his gold piece out as payment!
Alaanathea Subject: Supper Thea is laughing at dusttodust. He should have no fear of having pranks played on him. He is a resident of Inner Realms and not subject to such things. He just has to watch out for that huge wooden spoon of Sara's if he insults her. Supper is on the buffet, please help yourselves.
Roast beef, mashed potatoes, baby carrots, green beans, yeast rolls, blueberry pie with whipped cream, your choice of drink.
Enjoy!
Loves_Wolves Subject: Re: Supper stops in the inn and orders a big plate of dinner. Sits in my usual spot to enjoy the meal. Enjoys the merriment that fills the Inn.
Elf_King Subject: Re: Supper Well since this is an RW game and I am acting within my character, I think first of all, I should apologize, and I will!
But in the game royalty is used to being waited on and Sarah was a little tardy in waiting on us! Perhaps it was the eggs on the griddle but my knights and I are hungry! Since you are public eatery I guess my manners could use a little refining, however I am a King and expected to act as such in this GAME! So forgive me, but I am only acting in character!
Date: Sun, Aug 12 th, 2007. 12:29:26 pm.
Elf_King Subject: Deployment of Golden Knights! Today at approximately 3 am Eastern time I have deployed my Golden Knights in and around the Dreams hood!
Hoping to capture the elusive Sir Galen and his cohort Unifyer! Dreams is now in a state of seizure! If you want this seizure to end then give up either Sir Galen or Unifyer for trial of starting a war by attacking my NL's home!
CVN encountered the Elf_King and discovered:
Elf_King: howdy jdb I am here to continue this war. NO one is better qualified than I lol
Elf_King Subject: Sir Galen! Your house has been trashed all your valuables taken for the cost of this endeavor! All doors and windows have been super... super glued shut! So get out your tents and prepare to rough it out! Unless you submit an official apology to my NL
Loves_Wolves I will continue along with my Golden Knights to harass you an your staff! Now is the time to do the right thing! Rofl Have a great day camping! LOL
From: Elf_King Subject: Re: About Dreams! Along with your apology I am demanding the return of all our mages! LOL Safely too I might add! lol
From: Elf_King Subject: About Dreams! Coming in early this morning I saw that your downtown area needed a little improving so I have put up three statues of our leader Loves_Wolves and her beloved wolves all over the downtown area! Don't they just look great in your hood? lol
Dream on dreams!
Visit us at http://www.cybertown.com/